Hold on to your hats and take a ride on the funky side!!
Two of your fondest wishes are coming true:
A. STONE AGE is back!!!
B. Closer to the raving masses!!! We mean you

After a brief hiatus, *STONE AGE* is returning with more of that groovy ol' rock and roll that made Warminster famous.
And how many times have we heard some of you whine, "Well, I'd come out if it was just a little closer" (Imagine a high pitched nasal voice that sounds just a wee bit like your own, OK?). (Don't deny it. We know who you are, and where you live). (Fess up).

Well, your prayers have been answered. You can relax now, secure in the knowledge that a fun night of dancin', romancin' and rockin' and rollin' is to be had, without spending a tankful of gas-o-line to get there.

Friday Night, March 28, STONE AGE is inaugurating the Spring 2008 tour at:
The Blue Horse Tavern in scenic, quaint, convenient Blue Bell, PA
Check it out: http://www.thebluehorse.net/
Fine foods galore, sophisticated ambiance, and a step upward in our path to glory, fame, and senility!!
Indoors, so you can leave your umbrellas at home!

Yes, for all our friends and fans in Philadelphia, Delco and Montco who have babbled incessantly about how far it is to Keelersville, where is Warrington, Where's Hatboro, blah blah, we'll be playing in a venue not far from Chez Mojo and close to you lazy sunsabees. (5 minutes from the Plymouth Meeting Mall)
So you have no excuses now!

It's been awhile, let's review, shall we?:

*STONE AGE:*
The whole that is greater than the sum of its parts:
*S* oar to the vocal stylings of Rockin' Ruthie, the Diva of Doylestown!!
*T* hrill to the multiphasic madness of Jivin' Gene, the dancin'est fool of all!!!
*O* pen your eyes to the pianistic pyrotechnics of Professor Jim, King of the Keys!!
*N* ock yourself out with the fretboard fingerings of Mojo Mark, gonzo geetar player!!
*E* at your heart out to the reverberating rumblings of Ben the Bass, of whom none is deeper!!
*A* ttaboy!! You'll shout, vibrating with the percussive perambulations of Howitzer Howie, the Sultan of the Skins!!!
*G* et out and join the ongoing party!!
*E* njoy!

Something old, something new, something funky just for you.
Mixing up the best of the classic old rock and roll sound and some of the hippest new tunes that we can create especially for your discerning musical tastes.

You know the drill by now. Just show up and shut up. Dance and prance. Rock and roll. Gin and tonic. Cease and desist. Up and down. In and out. George and Martha. All and Nothing. Black is the color and none is the number. Get down tonight. Dance with me, Henry. Come on baby, do the twist. Let's make the baby stay up all night!

So, to recap:
Who: *STONE AGE*, masters of musical merriment
Where: Blue Horse Tavern - scenic downtown Blue Bell, PA
What: Rock and roll dance partay.
When: Friday March 28, 2008, 9:30 PM to 12:30 AM. Or get there earlier for the Cajun Meat Loaf (hint: it ain't nutria) or some other delicacy.
Why: Why not?

Keep your eyes tuned to this very space for news about our April gigs!!! Coming up faster than a greased locomotive on iced rails.

And never, ever, no not ever, forget our solemn *STONE AGE* promise to you, our loyal fans:

HEART & SOUL & ROCK & ROLL

Nuff said.